Vagina Monologues

"My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off. My vagina's furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk about all is sh*t. It needs to talk to you..."

So, there you have it. It needs to talk. The performance went well and spirits were high. The light was definitely blinding. It was like you were talking to yourself, which is always fantastic. What a crazy sensation. You are speaking and people are laughing, but you can't see them.

"Props...I love props..." - this was a fellow vagina speaking. It was at this moment that we had to actually throw props on stage. I told my Korean co-teacher, "when she says this, throw the things that are near your shoes." She gave me and understanding nod. To be sure I grabbed her arm and said, "NOW!" when it was our turn to give flight to objects of pleasure. There was red bondage tape, a leather strap, chains, lubricant, a dildo, and a older Korean woman's red platform shoe!! What?! All vagina's started laughing as they spotted the rather odd "prop" on stage. I couldn't take my eyes off of it. There was my 46 year old Korean teacher with a flaming red wig and only one shoe. One of the audience members came up to us after the show and said it was hilarious to see a Korean woman's platform shoe literally thrown into the category of "props".

Shin-suk..Mrs. Kim...You are a rockstar.