Norae Bang with my Teachers

"I used to think that I could not go on/ And life was nothing but an awful song/ But now I know the meaning of true love/ I'm leaning on the everlasting arms/
If I can see it/ Then I can do it/ If I just believe it/ There's nothing to it"
- I believe I can fly (R.Kelly)



"나만의 별이 되 줄 수 있나요/
세상 끝까지 그대를 지키죠/
그대 나를 봐요 그대/
나 이제 고백하죠/

사랑해 사랑해/ 사랑해 사랑해/ 사랑해 사랑해/ 사랑해 사랑해

사랑해 사랑해/ 사랑해 사랑해/
사랑해 사랑해/ 사랑해 사랑해/"
-Saranghae - (I have not idea who sings this, but my co-teacher was really into it)

After I got up and sang my song, I witnessed a complete breakdown of order and hierarchy. Some of the administrative assistants were jumping around and doing fist pumps in the air. Others got in a huge group and sang together, not wanting their terrible sounding friends to stand alone. It eased the pain to say the least. Another one of the older teachers got up to sing "Maria Maria" with me. He mostly just repeated "Maria Maria" the whole time, but he belted out "Maria you know your my lover", which sounded like this: "Mar-ia you-ah know-ah R my LOVERRRRRRRR". Truly fantastic stuff.

After many beers and soju shots some things got a little out of hand. One of my female co-workers sat so close to me that she spit in my face. I couldn't move because I was squished between other people. Then she went on to say, "You so (spit spit)pretty. Your face. I like you." And she gazed at me for a long time. Her face was literally less than an inch away from mine. It looked as though she was going to kiss me. Then another male teacher saw and pulled her up. Phew It was only when we were done singing that the same female teacher cornered me outside. She was stupid drunk and still spitting on me while talking too. She grabbed me and said, "Avatar". I said, "Oh I saw it too." Still trying to be polite. Then she motioned. She put her hand on her chest and then on mine and said, "Avatar I want to be." I understood, "Oh, teacher, you want to be my avatar? You want to be like me?" And she shook her head noting that I was exactly right. How touching? If it wasn't in such a creepy drunk way I would have been overjoyed. In this state I was just like, "Bitch,I know...I'm the bomb! Now get your hands off of me!"

Modesty has always been one of my most prized attributes. ^_^